1 Gallon Flask

1 Gallon Flask

Enormous 1 Gallon Flask What better way to celebrate an apocalyptic, astronomical event by stowing an entire gallon of booze in this flashy drinking accessory. Sure little Timmy is learning about solar eclipses and enjoying his first eclipse through an...
YETI Hopper Cooler

YETI Hopper Cooler

YETI¬†Hopper Cooler Ok, lemme guess. You’re going to ask, “Is you serious? Is this a portable beer hand-bag really worth $350? I mean it ain’t no Prada.” Imagine us at eclipsegoods staring you dead in the eye, unwavering only to respond with...
Beer Guzzling Helmet

Beer Guzzling Helmet

Beer Guzzling Helmet An important consideration about eclipses is that they are short. We’re talking minutes here. It’ll be just under 3 minutes for the eclipse on the 21st. They’re not the type of event you can multi-task with. If you haven’t...
Beer Belt/Holster

Beer Belt/Holster

Beer Belt/Holster Like we’ve mentioned before, solar eclipses don’t last very long. We’re talking minutes here. You ain’t got time to run to the cooler for more brewskies. Have ’em ready, at your side, at the flip of a light switch. With...
VSSL Flask

VSSL Flask

VSSL Flask with Compass, Shotglasses, and Flashlight Looking to camp for this solar eclipse? Equip yourself with a VSSL Flask. It’s Q’s gadget for discrete booze smuggling into the backcountry. With this military-grade, anodied aluminum body you’ll...