Enormous 1 Gallon Flask

What better way to celebrate an apocalyptic, astronomical event by stowing an entire gallon of booze in this flashy drinking accessory. Sure little Timmy is learning about solar eclipses and enjoying his first eclipse through an arts-and-crafts, shoebox projector, but, hey, educational moments don’t stop your rampant alcoholism.

The flask features a brushed finish and screw down cap. There’s a Limited lifetime warranty too, but, let’s be honest, this thing will definitely outlive you and cirrhosis anyways. Perhaps you can gift it to Timmy.

Other Product Specifications:

1. Measures 8-1/8″ x 15″ x 2-1/8″
2. Gift boxed.
3. Package Quantity: 1

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