Adult & Kid-sized Cartoon T-Shirt for the August 21st, 2017 Total Solar Eclipse

Look at this shirt. Look at that happy moon. Look how happy he is at covering the face of our sun–that smoldering, cancer-causing giant that lives 93,000,000 mi away yet burns at us all.

Pay no attention to the pock-marked face of the moon. It’s not a skin condition. He was simply assaulted in his younger years.

Come to think of it. Is “he” and “he”? He could be a “she”? We shouldn’t just assume gender.

Anyways, the artist clearly didn’t do his homework. This baby is going to be a total solar eclipse. The last illustration isn’t conveying that. That moon needs to be covering the sun–entirely. Illustrator also forgot to mention it’s a “Total Solar Eclipse”. Lost points there too.

But, none of this matters. Your toddler is going to look cute-as-fuck in this t-shirt. Get it in gray (or ashpalt cause that’s streets-ahead from gray), navy, royal blue, red, or black.

Oh hey. They have adult sizes too.

Product Specifications:

  1. 100% Cotton
  2. Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  3. Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 1 inches
  4. Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces


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