Look at this shirt. Look at that happy moon. Look how happy he is at covering the face of our sun–that smoldering, cancer-causing giant that lives 93,000,000 mi away yet burns at us all.
Pay no attention to the pock-marked face of the moon. It’s not a skin condition. He was simply assaulted in his younger years.
Come to think of it. Is “he” and “he”? He could be a “she”? We shouldn’t just assume gender.
Anyways, the artist clearly didn’t do his homework. This baby is going to be a total solar eclipse. The last illustration isn’t conveying that. That moon needs to be covering the sun–entirely. Illustrator also forgot to mention it’s a “Total Solar Eclipse”. Lost points there too.
But, none of this matters. Your toddler is going to look cute-as-fuck in this t-shirt. Get it in gray (or ashpalt cause that’s streets-ahead from gray), navy, royal blue, red, or black.
Oh hey. They have adult sizes too.
- 100% Cotton
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 1 inches
- Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces
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